I'm waiting for Man Cow or any other person volunteering to be waterboarded to volunteer to have their testicles wired up to electricity & their family jewels jolted.
Or how about using a cigar cutter to cut off a finger & then stop the bleeding by burning it with a cigarette lighter...

No wait --- no one would actually volunteer to be tortured for real.
My son thought his calculus exam was torture.

Oh the horror he must have felt.

He's probably scarred for life.
