Well for your information, my publishers hardly suffer from poor eyesight or from lack of judgment...in fact they are doing quite well...they have a "state-of-the-art" theater in West Houston, and are busy "taking numbers"...see for yourself:
Corporate Training Improv Houston
Uh, what was it that you said was your claim to fame? Oh, that's right, you didn't say...no need to feel ashamed...not everyone can be accomplished....at least, you have this forum.