> Boy, A Man, and A Donkey
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> An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.
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> The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.
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> As they went along they passed some people
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> Who remarked it was a shame the old man
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> Was walking and the boy was riding.
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> The man and boy thought maybe the critics were
> right,
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> So they changed positions.>
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> Then, later, they passed some people who
> remarked,
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> 'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.'
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> So they then decided they'd both walk!
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> Soon they passed some more people who thought
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> They were stupid to walk when they had a
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> Decent donkey to ride.
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> So, they both rode the donkey.
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> Now they passed some people
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> Who shamed them by saying how awful to
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> Put such a load on a poor donkey.
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> The boy and man figured they were probably
> right,
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> So they decide to carry the donkey.
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> As they crossed the bridge,
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> They lost their grip on the animal
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> And he fell into the river and drowned.
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> The moral of the story?
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> If you try to please everyone,
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> You might as well...
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> Kiss your ass goodbye!
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