Re: alanís Conundrum On Yard Care And Disability
Originally Posted by alan
After last night, I am thinking she either does have some sort of mental disorder, or a drug habit. I can't think of any other reason for her to call me in the middle of the night asking for money. I suspect it is the latter.
The Bank Of alan is now closed.
Oh, the stories I could tell.
I could tell you what the problem is with about a 95% assurance of accuracy, but then I would be branded the cynic and psychic that I am.
You're a wise man, Alan.
"Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running." -anonymous