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Nerceesseesteec Persuneleety Deesurder
Nerceesseesteec Persuneleety Deesurder (NPD) : DSM-IF Deeegnusteec Creetereea
Trunsleteeun: Nerceesseesteec Persuneleety Deesurder (NPD) is a pettern ooff selff-centered oor iguteesteecel behefeeur thet shoos up in theenkeeng und behefeeur in a lut ooff deefffferent seetooeteeuns und ecteefeeteees. Peuple-a veet NPD vun't (oor cun't) chunge-a zeeur behefeeur ifee vhee it cooses prublems et vurk oor vhee oozeer peuple-a cumpleeen ebuoot zee vey zeey ect, oor vhee zeeur behefeeur cooses a lut ooff imuteeunel deestress tu oozeers (oor zeemselfes? nune-a ooff my nerceesseests ifer edmeet tu beeeng deestressed by zeeur oovn behefeeur -- zeey elveys bleme-a oozeer peuple-a fur uny prublems), Bork Bork Bork! Thees pettern ooff selff-centered oor iguteesteecel behefeeur is nut coosed by coorrent droog oor elcuhul use-a, heed injoory, ecoote-a psychuteec ipeesudes, oor uny oozeer illness, boot hes beee gueeng oon steedeely et leest seence-a edulescence-a oor ierly edoolthuud, Bork Bork Bork!
NPD interfferes veet peuple-a's fooncteeuneeng in zeeur ooccoopeteeuns und in zeeur releteeunsheeps:
A perfeseefe-a pettern ooff grundeeuseety (in funtesy oor behefeeur), need fur edmureteeun, und leck ooff impethy, Bork Bork Bork![jma: NPD furst eppeered in DSM-III in 1980; beffure-a thet teeme-a zeere-a hed beee nu furmel deeegnusteec descreepteeun, Bork Bork Bork! Eddeeteeunelly, zeere-a is cunseedereble-a ooferlep betveee persuneleety deesurders und cleeneeceeuns tend tu deeegnuse-a meexes ooff tvu oor mure-a. Grundeeuseety is a speceeel cese-a, *boot leck ooff impethy und ixplueeteteefe-a interpersunel releteeuns ere-a nut uneeqooe-a tu NPD, nur is zee need tu be-a seee es speceeel oor uneeqooe-a, Bork Bork Bork!
*Thees is vhy yuoo iffffeeng luuns ere-a elveys telleeng us thet ve-a hefe-a nu cumpesseeun, Bork Bork Bork![/b]