Originally Posted by Idealogically Promiscuous

Reminds me of a joke I heard once.

It was the ocassion of Sophie's ex-husband, Earnie's, sixtieth birthday. He came into the party and informed Sophie:

"Sophie, I just married myself a 20 year old woman. What do you think of that?"

Sophie sipped her martini and thought for a moment and came back with this reply:

"Earnie, when I am sixty I shall marry myself a 20 year old man. And trust me when I say this, Earnie, that 20 goes into 60 a hell of a lot more than 60 goes into 20."