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Originally Posted by saltwn
Yeah, a witch doctor offered my husband the chance to turn me into two beautiful twenty year old women instead of the menapausal 52 year old that I am.
He turned the offer down flat.
Something about he wasn't wired for 220?  |
Reminds me of a joke I heard once.
It was the ocassion of Sophie's ex-husband, Earnie's, sixtieth birthday. He came into the party and informed Sophie:
"Sophie, I just married myself a 20 year old woman. What do you think of that?"
Sophie sipped her martini and thought for a moment and came back with this reply:
"Earnie, when I am sixty I shall marry myself a 20 year old man. And trust me when I say this, Earnie, that 20 goes into 60 a hell of a lot more than 60 goes into 20."
